Once Laloo Ji was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR"
For which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...


Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"


After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture, To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.

Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"


A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"